What is Art? A good place to look for an answer is this story from BBC NEWS, which involves society's attitudes to three different, but inter-linked, works of art. Or another way of interpreting this story: some people are getting a lot of publicity, for not doing much at all. Now who does that remind me of?.... [cough] (SEE BELOW).
This web-toilet story takes the Alternative Slang Term for Urine! [Drumroll; commencement of throwing of rotten vegetables onto stage].