Highly important news story, prefaced

Oh goodness, Blogger have a new font-changing toolbar. All very exciting, I'm sure you'll agree. To celebrate this new new [sic] era, a very topical news story from the BBC (beep, beep, beeeeeep): http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/3909257.stm Glad to see my licence fee is being used wisely. In fact, in value-for-money terms, it'd probably be best if they just got rid of the expensive and unpopular politics section and stuck to the cheap (or should that be "cheep" in this case? Ah ha. Ah har. Har har. Yeah) and genuinely cheerful "human interest" stories, which by definition are interesting to humans! I think this strategy would work out well for them, not least because humans form the plurality of its audience. Oh, and then they could be privatised. That'd be nice.