Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

From the Onion: Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory "The ECFR, in conjunction with the Christian Coalition and other Christian conservative action groups, is calling for public-school curriculums to give equal time to the Intelligent Falling theory. They insist they are not asking that the theory of gravity be banned from schools, but only that students be offered both sides of the issue 'so they can make an informed decision.'" Sounds as reasonable as the Intelligent Design theory. I'm glad they're being consistent, even if it's only in satire. Now we just need them to admit that Christianity is divinely inspired and not a human product of its time and... Oh, good point. Damn.