Wednesday, August 18, 2004

BBC NEWS: A-level wait "threatens health"

Goodness me, I wondered why I felt a little sick before getting my results [the article, contrary to the most obvious interpretation of the headline, is indeed about waiting for results]. Obviously this is a modern phenomenon which us vulnerable youngsters must be protected from (when we're not tanked up on cheap cider and beating up old grannies, of course). Perhaps the BBC, in all its public-service wisdom, should suggest that exams be banned? I mean, after all, we're all good people... at least as long as we pay the licence fee, of course.


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