The Peter-mill provides... and God eats it all up

How does he do it? I'm starting to suspect that he has human intelligence and an internet connection. Here follows Friday's output, with my corruptions [bracketed], just like that:

http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3539246.stm http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3540778.stm Innovation? http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3527242.stm A victim of their own success: http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3538078.stm Only the homeless, students and housewives (or husbands) blameless: http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3536018.stm This story has been going for ages and always has the same picture: http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/3538066.stm And old and ugly version: http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/1959632.stm [which includes the hilarious quote "The fact is that 90% of killers have eaten bread before their crime. Should we therefore ban bread?" YES! OBVIOUSLY! And other common substances too] Yay me (except for Holland essentially speaking English): http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/3540994.stm Racism and Clowns: http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/3538492.stm They tried to make this story interesting: http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/3538610.stm If I can't find a Ph.D. (the I still won't do this): http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3536508.stm He was scared of his job killing knives? (a poor joke in worst taste) http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3537916.stm Good picture of a middle east city: http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3531700.stm