And here's the news... that is most unlikely to be on the front page of newspapers

More stories to emerge from the Petre/BBC News interface: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/3534094.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3531260.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3531432.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3533460.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/3936799.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3533680.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3534080.stm which all kind of proves emergence, really. I think. [Therefore I am emergent].