Stories, stories, and more stories! Fun! Yay! Etc.

And the stories are Peter-filtered, as only the best stories are. Take it away Petre! (sic) : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3623284.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3620560.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3621182.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3620800.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/3621348.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/3624198.stm Poor John [one of Jesus's disciples, sort of]: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3621864.stm In contast: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3623470.stm I had a game by Acclaim: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3622278.stm I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere [apart from the irony that we're paying for stories like this to be written]: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/3612726.stm An important question: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/3621898.stm This makes me feel better. Illegal jobs? [which in this case appears to be selling tea-towels from door to door. Not exactly drug dealing, is it? Is it? Oh, that's news to me] http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3618070.stm I thought this might be interesting and a certain sentence just jumped out and grabbed me (literally) [there're quite a few crazy sentences, but I'm not sure which one would be crazy enough to attack Petre. These bloody sentences nowadays have no respect for the law! Also, if she's 22 years old, I'm about -7]: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/3621534.stm